Gettin' out of Dodge

Living in L.A. is not as glamorous as seen on T.V. It is full mostly of upper middle class A-Holes who want to be(and act like they are) rich A-Holes. People don't know how to drive so it takes forever to get anywhere. Even though there is a new law stating that you are not supposed to talk on your cell without a hand free device people still are, and are even now texting while driving(and they wonder why their car is all dented up). Besides all that everyone has no common courtesy anymore. People are unfriendly at best. Every ten to twenty minutes there is some kind of siren(police/ambulance/fire dept). I could go on.....But that's not the point of this blog. This blog is about how nice it is to get out of L.A.(even if only for a few days). I recently went camping in Oakhurst(near Yosemite[also my wifes hometown]) for the 4th. It was a really nice time. Quit atmosphere, clean fresh air, and the sound of running water to put you to sleep(if the beers and campfire don't help). Even driving was nice. No traffic(well once we got out of the city), No A-Holes on the phone, just open road and my tunes. The family and me had a great time. It was totally therapeutic for me. Relaxing. Glad I got to go. When you get out of the city you sure don't want to go back! I mean sure there are lots of good things about livin' in the city but it is soooooo nice to get out every now and then.

O.K. So Sue Me!

YEAH! I Know! I am a lame. I said Twitter is the Devil and not even an hour ago I started Twittering. Yes I have turned to the darkside like our dear friend Anakin Skywalker. I am no better than anyone else using Twitter now. So go ahead mock me if you will, Remember I only said YET.......

To Twitter Or Not To Twitter~That Is The Question

O.K. so twittering is all the rage right now. That sounded really lame "all the rage". Oh well it is super popular right now. It's like teenage sex in the ninety's-It's popular and everyone is doing it. Actors, musicians, T.V. personalities, everyone is twittering. I guess I just don't get it. What makes you sooooo important that you feel a need to let everyone know exactly what you're doing at all times in 140 characters or less. Who really cares. I don't want people to know what I'm doing at all times and I don't really care what your doing either. Americas general society is obsessed with celebutards. They have to know what actor is doing what actress and what they are having for lunch-are they going to impregnate each other-What are you buying right now I HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!!! This is not something that should be important to anybody but every ones life is revolving around this twitter thing right now. I mean really this twitter thing should have gone down the crapper with my last bowel movement. But people are eating this shit up right now like a free for all buffet. Proving how narcissistic our society really is. Just wait until 2020 when it's the United States of Brangellina, and having a T.V is required by law. Mandatory viewing of TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, and Fox News will be a daily routine we will all have to drone through. Well you can thank the gateway drug that started it all TWITTER. So my dilemma remains-Do I become a part of this mongoloid parade or do I stay true to my roots and continue to remain one of the few that do not Twitter? Twat? I don't know but for now you can count me out for I will not succumb to Twitter!(yet)

Tonight Show Transfer

Sooooooo.........I've been watching Jay Leno on the tonight show since I was about thirteen or fourteen which would be '94 or '95. I was stying up later right away found I liked Jay way more than I liked David Letterman. I was pulled in by Jays skits like Iron Jay, Ask Jay Anything, and of course Jaywalking. I think Jaywalking was the first thing I saw. Then I started watching and liked his monolouges etc. etc. Well I've benn watching ever since(not religously or anything but definantly whenever I was up that late or could watch it). Then through watching Jay I found Conan. Now mind you I was young and loved The Simpsons but I was young and didn't pay attention to the credits to know Conan worked on The Simpsons . Had I known that then I would have watched it even more. But I loved Conans monolouges and skits way more than Leno. And that's saying something cause I really liked Leno. Well Shift to years later and I'm a way bigger fan of Conan than Jay but still try to catch both shows when I can. Then I hear Jays leaving and that Conans taking over and I'm STOKED!!! The last Jay show was cool. The whole last week of Leno was pretty good, but the last night with Conan was cool. Then this week Conan took over dutys at the tonight show and I'm diggin' on it. I am really happy they decided to bring Andy Richter along as the new anouncer. I've been watching and he is really funny. But let's give credit where credits due I like Andy and all but he doesn't do the whole "Cooooonaaaaaan OOOOO' Briiiiiieeeeeeenn" as good as the last anouncer but kudos to him for trying. But I'm still totally stoked on Andy Richter being on the show again. I also wanted to note that if you were watching on wednesday 6/3/09 Kareem Abdul Jabbar made a little cameo and I've never seen Conan look so small before. Actually I've never seen Conan look small. The guy towers over most of his guests so it was so surprising to see him stand side by side next to Kareem and Kareem Towered over him= Funny! So I am excited to see whats in store for Conan on the tonight show. Will the Masterbating Bear return? How about that annoying(yet funny) little guy the interruper make an apperance? They already brought back the year 2000 bit but now it's the year 3000 so I'm sure there will be a lot in store with that skit. I can't wait! UmmBuddyBoyyyyyy!!!

Fun Fucking Fat Chicks

So I guess I kinda wondered(as I'm sure we all have at least one time or another) how a heavier woman and a skinny guy couple have sex. Well I just found out. Ha Ha, I know what you're all thinking but not in that way. My wife explained to me the routine in mismatched couple fuckin'. We work at hotels and are privy to some rather unsettling information. We'll a neighbor of one of our guests at one of the hotels complained about their neighbor(the mismatched couple) always having sex and being real loud while doing so. So my wife's first response was "I didn't think they could...you know....have sex!?!" And the neighbor was like "Yeah I've done it before ya just bend 'em over and let shit(the fat) fall forward to make room for the lovin'!" With a surprised look on her face my wife told the neighbor she would ask them to keep it down. I laughed so hard I had to immediately write this blog. And no offense to any overweight people out there just kind of a funny story.

Complacancy in the Music Scene

Have you noticed the way the youth of America are so bent on going out into an underground music scene(whether it be punk/metal/goth/emo/etc.) try to be "different" to fit into the scene but the whole time is following some social code. If they are sad and want to be goth they go get some black jeans, T-shirts with some mediocore band from the eighty's, smear on some black eyeliner/lipstick/fingernail paint and try to be somber. If you wanna go metal wear some tight ass jeans(honestly i don't know what is up with the young dudes nowa days wearing these tight ass jeans-come on man let the boys hang free) and get a Iron Maiden T-shirt and start growing your hair long. Wanna be an Emo just start acting like a whining little bitch and put your hair in your face. The punk scene also has a lot of posers wearing a Germs/Black Flag/Ramones T-shirt(don't get me wrong these bands kick ass just most of the kids wearing those shirts probably don't know shit about the bands at all). Or the guy with the three foot yellow mohawk and the torn to shit jeans with "The Smiths" patches all over them. It's not even just the kids really you got the dudes my age trying to act cool or fit into the Indie scene or whatever. I just call 'em hipsters. You know the type "I'm so cool I paid $200.00 for a haircut." "I know where the best dive bars are." "Have you heard the new Killers/Muse/(insert lame band here) album? It Rocks!" My point being All these people trying to differ themselves from everyone else are just fooling themselves. They are simply falling into a category trying not to be put in a category. I remember a day when it wasn't about fashion or what is cool at the moment. We all just simply listened to music we actually liked. Or stuff that was passed down to us from Uncles/Cousins/Fathers. Ultimately it boils down to not wanting to work hard at being yourself or standing up for what you belive, so you just fall into a slot allotted for you. Hey it's easier to live life when someones guiding you. Or is it........

New Tattoo

Hey there music fans! Sooo....... I got a new tatoo last night. We had a babysitter so me and the wife did a couple shots then thought it would be a good idea to go get a random Hollywood tatoo.
It was fun! Made me feel young again. To do something random at the spur of the moment was good for me and the wife.