Fun Fucking Fat Chicks

So I guess I kinda wondered(as I'm sure we all have at least one time or another) how a heavier woman and a skinny guy couple have sex. Well I just found out. Ha Ha, I know what you're all thinking but not in that way. My wife explained to me the routine in mismatched couple fuckin'. We work at hotels and are privy to some rather unsettling information. We'll a neighbor of one of our guests at one of the hotels complained about their neighbor(the mismatched couple) always having sex and being real loud while doing so. So my wife's first response was "I didn't think they could...you know....have sex!?!" And the neighbor was like "Yeah I've done it before ya just bend 'em over and let shit(the fat) fall forward to make room for the lovin'!" With a surprised look on her face my wife told the neighbor she would ask them to keep it down. I laughed so hard I had to immediately write this blog. And no offense to any overweight people out there just kind of a funny story.

Complacancy in the Music Scene

Have you noticed the way the youth of America are so bent on going out into an underground music scene(whether it be punk/metal/goth/emo/etc.) try to be "different" to fit into the scene but the whole time is following some social code. If they are sad and want to be goth they go get some black jeans, T-shirts with some mediocore band from the eighty's, smear on some black eyeliner/lipstick/fingernail paint and try to be somber. If you wanna go metal wear some tight ass jeans(honestly i don't know what is up with the young dudes nowa days wearing these tight ass jeans-come on man let the boys hang free) and get a Iron Maiden T-shirt and start growing your hair long. Wanna be an Emo just start acting like a whining little bitch and put your hair in your face. The punk scene also has a lot of posers wearing a Germs/Black Flag/Ramones T-shirt(don't get me wrong these bands kick ass just most of the kids wearing those shirts probably don't know shit about the bands at all). Or the guy with the three foot yellow mohawk and the torn to shit jeans with "The Smiths" patches all over them. It's not even just the kids really you got the dudes my age trying to act cool or fit into the Indie scene or whatever. I just call 'em hipsters. You know the type "I'm so cool I paid $200.00 for a haircut." "I know where the best dive bars are." "Have you heard the new Killers/Muse/(insert lame band here) album? It Rocks!" My point being All these people trying to differ themselves from everyone else are just fooling themselves. They are simply falling into a category trying not to be put in a category. I remember a day when it wasn't about fashion or what is cool at the moment. We all just simply listened to music we actually liked. Or stuff that was passed down to us from Uncles/Cousins/Fathers. Ultimately it boils down to not wanting to work hard at being yourself or standing up for what you belive, so you just fall into a slot allotted for you. Hey it's easier to live life when someones guiding you. Or is it........

New Tattoo

Hey there music fans! Sooo....... I got a new tatoo last night. We had a babysitter so me and the wife did a couple shots then thought it would be a good idea to go get a random Hollywood tatoo.
It was fun! Made me feel young again. To do something random at the spur of the moment was good for me and the wife.

I find that in a digital music age the conection with the music you are listening to is lost. What happened to the day when you couldn't wait to buy your new album open the pakage and see all the pictures/lyrics of the new record you bought. Now if your downloading your music you don't even get a feel for the record 'cause all you get is the cover art downloaded onto your computer. I'm just wondering if anyone else feels that the youth of today are going to ruin the music scene due to buying overly produced music only available for download at itues? Or am I just a crotchety old fart that still loves him some old vinyl records?